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Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21256) - you deserved it (7414)

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Step one: Head to your local outdoor shop.
Step two: Buy a sleeping bag. Nothing fancy, it's just for a couple nights.
Step three: Sleep ANYWHERE else in your house.
Step four: Schedule a fucking exterminator, man!

#5 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am by null

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how the heck do you get that in the first place? clean homes usually don't develop those kinds of infestations. I would have to say ydi giving the info.

#3 - On 02/04/2011 at 3:07am by heyidcstfu

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