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Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80932) - you deserved it (4057)

On 04/30/2009 at 12:53am - animals - by dasbooot (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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id probably just reply with "thats fuckin gross" but..when i was 4 i broke my leg in soccer and had a cast on, i remember putting a handful of ants down there and letting them crawl around cause it tickled...my parents had to take me to get it off and get a new one

#2 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:24pm by yabrett

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oh that's gross dude.

#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:23pm by mcbeth

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