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Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27498) - you deserved it (7532)

On 01/31/2011 at 9:46pm - animals - by Wheresthebeefz (man) - United States (New York)

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Well you tried, and that's all that matters :)

#1 - On 02/01/2011 at 4:40am by MatthewLovesYou

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it was a ticket received doing a good deed. A deed ending sadly, albeit, but none-the-less, a good deed.

#2 - On 02/01/2011 at 4:41am by SomberJoy

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