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Today, I discovered I have bed bugs. I have nowhere else to sleep and I won't be able to afford a new mattress for at least a year. I'd better get used to these giant welts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26912) - you deserved it (4746)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:32am - animals - by krushr (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Apparently they are the only ones keeping you company in bed.

#1 - On 01/23/2011 at 6:21am by alwa7sh

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Sleep on the couch?

#4 - On 01/23/2011 at 6:24am by MagicMushrooms

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