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Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 9:29pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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Pet interview?

I'll bet the poor dog was nervous trying to answer the probing questions concerning all of the lies and exaggerations you put on his résumé (or C. V., if you will.)

You fudged his credentials, so he fudged the office.

#9 - On 12/26/2010 at 3:50am by perdix

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ew lol poor doggy :(

#7 - On 12/26/2010 at 3:48am by alexiiiiis09

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