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Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48661) - you deserved it (5257)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by My_Cow_kiM (man) - United States (New York)

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if you're a minor and still going to school, that's sad

but if you're like 30, living at home and paying no rent... clearly the cat should win

it all depends...

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:06am by thelorax

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#3 that's fucked up.

You can't make people choose over two things they love. Most of the time it will backfire at the person saying it.

#4 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:06am by 24788

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