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Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37408) - you deserved it (3280)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by My_Cow_kiM (man) - United States (New York)

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