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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8038) - you deserved it (70400)

On 04/27/2009 at 6:04pm - animals - by silentbutdeadly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML"

Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"

#6 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:23pm by too_much_fun

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Women farting? This is absurd!

#4 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:22pm by bman01

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