Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

by silentbutdeadly / 04/27/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (Maryland) / Animals

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  • Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML"

    Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"

    #6 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:23pm by too_much_fun

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  • Women farting? This is absurd!

    #4 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:22pm by bman01

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