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Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20420) - you deserved it (3686)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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FOR SPARTA!

#1 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:04am by jenzan

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All you need now is a colony of acid-shooting termites to kill off all the ants except for one of coarse and you should name him Z.

#10 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:17am by DudeImBetter

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