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Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys... the whole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39251) - you deserved it (5757)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:52am - animals - by achoo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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