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Today, I brought back the puppy I adopted for my family. I spent months doing all the research on puppy care with two young children, and at least five hundred dollars for the dog, the supplies, toys... the whole bit. Turns out everyone's allergic to her. FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 8:52am - animals - by achoo (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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So... I don't get it. I have a cat that my family's allergic to.

#6 - On 04/27/2009 at 3:16pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx

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Man, you people are haters. I'm sure nothing's ever slipped y'all's minds before. I understand why the OP forgot: if he or she's not allergic to anything, then checking for allergies wouldn't have crossed his or her mind.

That really sucks about the dog.

#35 - On 04/27/2009 at 5:03pm by arstef90

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