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Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9237) - you deserved it (20297)

On 11/07/2010 at 5:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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No body starts out amazing OP =)

#3 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:27pm by randiZ25

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Fuck your neighbors and turn it up to 11.

#8 - On 11/07/2010 at 6:31pm by DocBastard

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