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Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26661) - you deserved it (4913)

On 11/06/2010 at 7:45am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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He was looking for the infomercial on how to save drowning people, but got distracted by the ShakeWeight one.

#4 - On 11/06/2010 at 2:01pm by perdix

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Wow, that's a really COLD thing to do. But don't let it bug you to much.

#11 - On 11/06/2010 at 2:11pm by illmatic2

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