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Today, while cleaning out my garage, I found a pregnant spider. I couldn't step on the spider without releasing the baby spiders, so I went inside to get a glass jar to trap it. While trying to relocate the spider, I accidentally stepped on it. I now have a bunch of baby spiders roaming around. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24024) - you deserved it (6346)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:25am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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For some reason I read this as "I found a pregnant sister" it was way cooler that way.

#15 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:42am by bethan1

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#2 - On 10/31/2010 at 7:23am by changesinme

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