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Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20845) - you deserved it (65940)

On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.

#4 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:06pm by random__user

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Today I was happily greeting my new best friend while they were washing dishes and the jerk kicked me in the face. FML

#9 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:09pm by MercWithTheMouth

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