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Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27438) - you deserved it (89129)

On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!

#1 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:03pm by sexyx0sandyyy

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You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.

#4 - On 04/24/2009 at 2:06pm by random__user

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