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Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10685) - you deserved it (36746)

On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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OMG poor kitty :(

#3 - On 08/26/2010 at 5:56am by rockr_chick

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On the bright side, at least it's still alive. 

#8 - On 08/26/2010 at 6:00am by x_HELLo_tHERE_x

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