Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

by fencernick / 04/22/2009 at 6:40am / United States (New York) / Animals

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  • Legs were burning? Maybe you should try eating less hamburgers....

    #2 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:11am by mwdelo

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  • The bird had already taken a bite of it and yet you still ran with it? Were you planning on eating it still? YDI if so...

    #9 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:22am by deplorableworld

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