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Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

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if i were you, i would say, "why cant you guys wait until you bring up enough money to take the WHOLE family, instead of leaving family memebers out?"

#11 - On 07/25/2010 at 6:22am by iRobynM

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They must really hate you lol.

#1 - On 07/25/2010 at 6:12am by akif

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