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that sucks sorry op pregnancy bed rest I'd hard

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If you're on bed rest, why would you be left alone in the house for two weeks? You'd have to get up to pee, to fix yourself food, to feed the dog, to let the dog out to pee/crap.... Suffice it to say that if you are indeed on total bed rest, you HAVE to have someone there to provide for your basic needs and monitor your condition.
If you're not alone in the house, why not ask whoever is there to put the dog outside?

Something just isn't adding up.

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