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Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (3573)

On 07/12/2010 at 4:56pm - animals - by maggotsinmycarpet - United States

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poor mouse ):

#6 - On 07/12/2010 at 6:47pm by BabyDacey

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Ew. Period.

#2 - On 07/12/2010 at 6:45pm by TeeHooligan

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