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Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32177) - you deserved it (4628)

On 07/12/2010 at 4:56pm - animals - by maggotsinmycarpet - United States

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poor mouse ):

#6 - On 07/12/2010 at 6:47pm by BabyDacey

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you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots

#22 - On 07/12/2010 at 6:58pm by JonnyDents

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