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Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44613) - you deserved it (18355)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Today I was born, and this strange creature towered over my mother and my siblings, and touched one of my siblings. Later my mother decided to eat the sibling that the creature touched. Now I am terrified of being petted. FML

#15 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:49am by Goobian

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I'm sorry to hear that. I honestly didn't know that fact either. I don't blame you because you didn't know and therefore didn't purposely do it.

#11 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:35am by Bumlove89

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