by Anonymous / 01/11/2010 at 12:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9 hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML
by bs_happens / 01/11/2010 at 10:28am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
by wrecked / 01/11/2010 at 8:43am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
by Chris / 01/11/2010 at 8:43am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by krisx3ftw / 01/11/2010 at 8:25am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/11/2010 at 3:09am / United States (New York) / Kids
AnneOminous's comment : And today you need to learn how to discipline your child.
Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
by TattedAsian / 01/11/2010 at 2:28am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by alexbobalex / 01/11/2010 at 2:23am / Aland Islands / Health
by Pauper / 01/11/2010 at 2:20am / United States (Connecticut) / Money
Today, I was very sick with a stomach virus, so I went to the only doctor's office open on Sundays. Even though I was feeling like a pile of shit, I waited for a woman who was walking in behind me to hold the door open for her. She was the last patient they could take for the day. FML
by Gentleman / 01/11/2010 at 12:19am / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by Hayley / 01/10/2010 at 10:37pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Drewzter / 01/10/2010 at 10:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
FD929's comment : Congrats on your future child. I hope you make enough at Burger King to afford it.
- Today, I got home from work to my mom saying "we're going on a family holiday!!" I replied with "oh… Today, on my first day as a home health care provider, I walked into my first clients house to find… Today, my younger sister is taller than me. I'm 5 years older than her, I am male, and I am 17. FML.