Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by LeftOut (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by fatface (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 10:49pm - health - by EpicFailAtItsFinest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my two year old cousin was having a temper tantrum. I decided to give him a flashlight because playing with it usually distracts him. It didn't. Instead, he hit me in the face with it as hard as possible, leaving a bruise. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had to sing in a choir for Easter. Without making it even halfway across the stage, my high heel got caught on a cord that was supposed to be "taped down" causing me and 20 other people to collapse. Turns out it was a main power cord that left us in the dark for 10 minutes. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by imbx (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying "Will you marry me?", she answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, the girl I have had a crush on for the last 4 months asked me on AIM how to block someone. 30 seconds after I finished explaining how to block someone on iChat, she went offline and I haven't seen her on AIM since. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 3:41pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML
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On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by spiderhater (man) - United States (Virginia)
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