by Tequila / 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
by Username / 06/20/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
greg1234567890's comment : whose bush was it?
by m2k / 06/20/2011 at 10:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by blondetergent / 06/20/2011 at 4:12am / Singapore / Love
by wtf / 06/20/2011 at 3:43am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Doortje's comment : Wow, you're screwed.
by NewTenant / 06/20/2011 at 3:37am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
mcxhunni's comment : maybe she thought you might have been referring to your dick... not dumping on yourself...
Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML
by MissNoFuture / 06/20/2011 at 3:13am / United States (California) / Love
by firethorn / 06/20/2011 at 1:57am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2011 at 1:45am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Hello / 06/20/2011 at 1:21am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/20/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML
by Heartbroken / 06/19/2011 at 10:17pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML
by stillAvirgin:( / 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…