Confession

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

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OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.
By chrisbravo / Thursday 23 August 2012 06:54 / United States
By BrokeButSmart / Thursday 23 August 2012 05:24 / United States

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

By idontbleedfromthere - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:10 / United States
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