Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML
by dammitvasquez / 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by ClearOne / 05/12/2011 at 3:25pm / United States (New York) / Love
BigBoiToys's comment : Ditch the bitch. That simple
Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
by Jackassed / 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
spazticechidna's comment : Good for him for being able to stay in better relationships then you.
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
by TheNerd / 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (California) / Love
PSQ91's comment : You just fell for her.
Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
by pigeons_suck / 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by jamalinho / 05/11/2011 at 1:51pm / Bangladesh (Dhaka) / Work