About Xopheliacx
I hate stupid people who think their lives are fucked because of something that's not a big deal. And I hate the people that mod and say 'yes' to those "FML"s. Message me if you wanna talk and aren't an "Add me" whore or a creeper. =] http://www.myspace.com/katelizabethf
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Xopheliacx's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Wednesday 9 September 2009 09:58 / New Zealand
By takinabreak - / Friday 10 July 2009 17:03 / United States

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

By Flicker - / Thursday 14 May 2009 07:23 / Australia

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 April 2009 17:55 / United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States