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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Aujourd'hui, toute jeune maman, j'allaite mon fils quand la voisine frappe à la porte. Ce n'est qu'en refermant que je me suis rendu compte que j'avais toujours un sein à l'air. VDM

By jennillaume / Sunday 26 July 2015 17:40 / France - ?tampes

Aujourd'hui, j'ai remis le même pantalon qu'hier. J'avais juste oublié que mon slip de la veille était encore à l'intérieur. Celui-ci a décidé de sortir de mon pantalon en pleine boulangerie. VDM

By dede - / Saturday 25 July 2015 14:03 / France - Tournefeuille

Aujourd'hui, mon patron m'a appelé alors que j'étais sur les toilettes. D'après ce que j'ai entendu, lui aussi. VDM

By PeuGeuMeu - / Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:28 / France - Eecke

Aujourd'hui, DRH, je lis les CV de candidats potentiels disponibles pour un poste. Sur l'un des CV était marqué dans la section "hobbies" : "Soirées libertines." VDM

By bojack - / Monday 15 June 2015 11:33 / Belgique - Brussels

Aujourd'hui, ma fille m'a demandé d'arrêter d'être si incisif et méchant dans les SMS que je lui envoie. Je mets des points à la fin de mes phrases, ça la "perturbe grave". VDM

By cocoo2 / Sunday 22 March 2015 08:30 / France