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Aujourd'hui, toute jeune maman, j'allaite mon fils quand la voisine frappe à la porte. Ce n'est qu'en refermant que je me suis rendu compte que j'avais toujours un sein à l'air. VDM

By jennillaume / Sunday 26 July 2015 17:40 / France - ?tampes

Aujourd'hui, j'ai remis le même pantalon qu'hier. J'avais juste oublié que mon slip de la veille était encore à l'intérieur. Celui-ci a décidé de sortir de mon pantalon en pleine boulangerie. VDM

By dede - / Saturday 25 July 2015 14:03 / France - Tournefeuille

Aujourd'hui, mon patron m'a appelé alors que j'étais sur les toilettes. D'après ce que j'ai entendu, lui aussi. VDM

By PeuGeuMeu - / Wednesday 15 July 2015 11:28 / France - Eecke

Aujourd'hui, DRH, je lis les CV de candidats potentiels disponibles pour un poste. Sur l'un des CV était marqué dans la section "hobbies" : "Soirées libertines." VDM

By bojack - / Monday 15 June 2015 11:33 / Belgique - Brussels

Aujourd'hui, ma fille m'a demandé d'arrêter d'être si incisif et méchant dans les SMS que je lui envoie. Je mets des points à la fin de mes phrases, ça la "perturbe grave". VDM

By cocoo2 / Sunday 22 March 2015 08:30 / France