About Heliraptor

Too shy for real world social contact.. I will talk to you if you talk to me, though. As everyone seems to have more elaborate descriptions, I'll go on :p I'm a grammar/spelling Nazi. Don't hate me, things like that just bother me to no end. Sorry. I'm vegetarian, have been for over 4 years now. Hopefully going back to being vegan after I get a job, though! Hmmm, I do analog photography. Ich spreche Deutsch, aber nicht gut. I like punk, metal, and electronic music, and I've recently been really obsessed with psy & goa trance. It's awesome (: I don't really know what else to say, talk to me if ya want to know anything else. As long as you're not a creeper or an asshole, we'll get along fine. So yeah, talk to me. You know you want to. You do. Seriously. I'm lonely on here.

Heliraptor's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Friendless, or not going out tonight?

    You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    66%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    19%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    39%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    92%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    97%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    89%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    18%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    2%
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