About Doryase
Je vais tâcher d'être concise et de ne pas m'attarder sur des détails de ma vie dépourvus de tout intérêt, tels que ma pratique de l'équitation, mes quelques mois d'étudiante en médecine, ma passion pour les flocons d'avoine, la sauce soja, le thé vert et le vinaigre balsamique, ma répulsion pour la neige, mon dédain envers les gens enrhumés, mon eau pétillante préférée (San Pellegrino), mon expérience de la vie auvergnate, ma phobie des limaces, mon exaltation pour le métro, mes cinq fruits préférés (pastèque, raisin, pamplemousse, tomate, pomme), ma connaissance des chansons du Rocky Horror Picture Show, mon engouement pour les contre-utopies, la particularité de mon rire en position couchée etc... C'est un honneur que vous me faîtes d'avoir abordé la lecture de ce prémisse, grâce vous en soit rendue, je me livrerai volontiers à toute correspondance, n'osant prétendre entraver votre progression d'avantage, Sincèrement et affectueusement, doryase.
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