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My name is Miss Mary Mack and I grew up in Timbuktu. I currently reside in East Bum Fuck. I guess I am your typical 69 year old. I enjoy reading the dictionary, watching paint dry, and listening to the sound of nails on a chalkboard. I am married to a gorilla named Jim Bob and we have 69 children. Well the last 19 aren't his (he's having trouble in his old age). Luckily for me, I am a shim and I am able to do myself. In order to save money on clothes, my children run around naked (don't worry; they enjoy it....not quite as much as i do though). I don't brush my hair or shave my legs because I thoroughly enjoy being a shim and having people wonder if i am a male or a female. People often stare at me....probably because they're jealous of my chizeled physique. Yeah I work out. I'm pretty much the hottest thing to ever walk the face of the earth. Hmm...I'm not sure what else to say. My life is just so fascinating it's hard to put into words.