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  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
  • Socialite

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  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • Happy month-versary

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

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  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • Perfectionist

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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Mobility

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  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
    100%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Vilya's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, mon chien s'est fait embêter par mon chaton. Comme il sait qu'il n'a pas le droit de lui faire de mal, il l'a pris par la peau du cou et, d'un mouvement de tête, l'a expédié au-dessus du grillage en direction du chien des voisins. VDM

By Anonyme - / Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:55 / France

Aujourd'hui, je suis animatrice avec des enfants de trois ans. Aux toilettes, un petit garçon frappe violemment son copain et lui crie : "C'était mon cacaaa !" La morale : on ne tire pas la chasse des autres, ça ne se fait pas. VDM

By Anonyme - / Friday 10 June 2011 00:00 / France

Aujourd'hui, je me suis rendu compte que je commandais peut-être un peu trop au Japonais du coin quand celui-ci a sonné chez moi... alors que je n'avais pas commandé. "Ah mince ! Je suis venu chez vous machinalement !" Non mais donnez quand même, ce n'est pas grave... VDM

By Anonyme - / Tuesday 7 June 2011 01:15 / France

Aujourd'hui, mon mari a laissé la fenêtre de notre chambre ouverte avec la lumière allumée pour attirer les moustiques afin de pouvoir tester sa nouvelle raquette électrique. VDM

By bzzzzzz - / Monday 6 June 2011 22:30 / Suisse

Aujourd'hui, après avoir disputé ma fille de trois ans, je décide de renouer le dialogue. La voyant s'amuser avec un arc et des flèches, je lui demande ce qu'elle fait. "Je m'entraîne pour te tuer." Ce n'est pas gagné. VDM

By mllleX - / Monday 6 June 2011 07:57 / France