By cmhz - 05/05/2013 12:31 - France - Colombes
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Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)
By Garynette - 17/04/2013 13:38 - France - Cavaillon
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM !! Je remercie l'équipe déjà d'avoir publiée ma VDM :) Pour répondre à vos commentaires divers et variés j'aimerais préciser quelques petites choses. Mon copain à très bien prit la blague, il en rigole, sinon mon ne se serait jamais permit de lui dire une chose pareille ne le connaissant pas. (ça fait 1 an qu'ils se connaissent) Mon père est blanc oui, en effet. Mais ce n'est pas du tout une forme de racisme. Il aime bien taquiner et son humour est parfois noir oui c'est vrai. Mais il faut avouer, parfois ça fait marrer... Mon père on le connait tous, il est comme ça, on sait que ce n'est pas du racisme. C'est vrai que quand il a sortie cette petite vanne très spontanément, au début j'ai été surprise, et j'ai eu une petite appréhension par rapport à la réaction de mon copain ou ce qu'il me dira ou pensera de lui après... Parce que bon on ne sait jamais, une mauvaise blague et ça peut déraper... Mais finalement rien du tout, ils ont rigoler. Et mon copain aime beaucoup mon père. Pour les personnes de couleur noire qui ont trouvé ça lourd, bah vous avez zéro humour excusez moi hein. Peut être qu'à vous on vous la fait 1000 fois, mais on ne parle pas de vous dans la VDM, donc bon au pire des cas si vous êtes pas content... vous zappez quoi... Voilà j’espère avoir répondu à plusieurs questions (c'est vrai que j'ai pas lu tous les commentaires, il y en a trop :p) sinon venez en messages :) bisous!