About Saone
J'adore dessiner, et les chats mais pas dessiner les chats. Visitez ma page : lmih.deviantart.com
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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  • One more and it's business time

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    19%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    25%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    50%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    20%
  • Perfectionist

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    38%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    1%
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Saone's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, lycéen, je suis arrivé avec dix minutes de retard en cours de philo. Quand le prof m'a fait remarquer mon retard, je lui ai lancé : "Mais qu'est-ce qu'être en retard ?", ce qui a fait rire une partie de la classe. Une fois le calme revenu, le prof a regardé sa montre et a dit : "Vous avez 45 minutes." VDM

By yaya3434 - / Friday 21 February 2014 19:08 / France - Lunel-viel

Aujourd'hui, en cuisinant, j'ai renversé le jus d'une boîte de thon sur mes mains. Mon frère, 17 ans, m'a alors dit : "Eh bien voilà, tes mains sentiront comme ton string le dimanche matin quand tu rentres de tes soirées mouvementées." VDM

By febreze - / Saturday 1 February 2014 08:13 / France - Chaudron-en-mauges

Aujourd'hui, moment câlin avec ma nouvelle copine. Tout était parfait jusqu'à ce que je la voie apporter une compote. Perplexe, je lui ai demandé si elle avait faim. "Non, c'est pour te faire une fellation. Je n'y arrive qu'avec de la compote en bouche." VDM

By laforcedufruit / Monday 30 December 2014 12:37 / France - Wattrelos

Aujourd'hui, douche en amoureux avec ma copine et bataille de mousse. Le jeu a dérapé et je lui ai malencontreusement mis du savon dans les yeux. Elle s'est alors écriée : "Tu m'en as mis plein dans les yeux, ça pique !" Mes parents étaient à côté et ont tout entendu, mais sans connaître le contexte. VDM

By MousseDiouf / Sunday 15 December 2013 14:21 / France - Lyon

Aujourd'hui, ma femme a fait une tarte au citron et je me suis chargé de la vaisselle. J'ai eu beau frotter, l'odeur de la crème au citron n'a pas voulu partir du saladier. Ma femme, en me voyant m'acharner, est venue me voir et a éclaté de rire. C'était l'odeur du Paic Citron. VDM

By shadc - / Sunday 24 November 2013 11:36 / France - Lyon