About Mykeh
Sup to the Love Generation. My name is Mike. My friends think I'm a legend. So if you talk to me you are essentially talking to a legend. I love to party. Especially with pirates. If you ever hear the words 'Hearty Party' you should think of me. It's a phrase that Jack Sparrow and I came up with. Jack is a cool guy. He's even cooler than Billy Zane. I'm logical but love mucking around. Oh and if there's one thing you should know about me it's that I can beat Chuck Norris. Much love.
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Mykeh's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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