About Durpy

I don't thumb up my own comments, unless I see a single thumbs-up, at which point I thumb it up so it doesn't appear that I was the one person to have thumbed it up. "Thumb" is now effectively a nonsensical, surreal word to me. I'm numb to thumb. Thummmmmmmmmmmb.

Durpy's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    90%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    6%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    1%
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