DocBastard

Mr Svalbard, Norway In a relationship

Favorites4 Badges38 About DocBastard Followers35 Followed0 Visits41 778

trinalporpus
claudiajean
raqschn1
lbdk
Trent2531
Lady_Spaghetti
dimerneckel
1234lily1234
SpaceToast
mikki_arlert
LikesRedLollis
atradr
kaitlyntonner
hare
strange_thoughts
zacaroni
kattylizbeth
Brssps
ForeverSushi
manofmerr
Blue_oreo
44LynnLynn
Zeldawarriorxo
Becca34
risher01
littlesward
DragonicPlague
taby448
MRVOlivia
cats4lyfe

iOS Android

Even more FMLs

Nearly FMLs
Top FML
Random FMLs
Moderation
FML - The Follow-Up

Useful links

FAQ
Contact us
Terms of use
FML's comment rules
The list of badges to find

FML around the world

Français
English
Español
Deutsch
Italiano

Have you just experienced an FML moment?

Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?

Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!

Your name Gender

Email Today, … FML Remaining characters : 320

Your story must start with “Today,” and end with “FML”. TXT language is forbidden and spelling mistakes hurt people’s eyeballs, so the use of either would result in the direct dismissal of your FML. Don’t use this space for discussions, advertising or spam, or for posting anything which isn’t an FML. Furthermore, it’s not possible to obtain badges by posting keywords, so stop believing things you’ve read on message boards. Don’t try reposting old FMLs, we’re not that daft.

Make me anonymous I have read and accepted the terms and conditions