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Djosef's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    2%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    13%
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    62%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    31%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja


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    160.16145230976Twig_Template->displayBlock( ).../88272b73979a3744212f9fd60af3354062e36638d464f277b08ea7afb6a0ee00.php:328
    170.16145230976__TwigTemplate_81b046ed039141ffe24e949c2eb0b672a67bf60ceb26f868ac2696c9379fc2b2->block_content( ).../Template.php:203
    180.24205291448ArticleCMS\Service\Translation->trans( ).../02ac2bcea44f533cb648fe63b2fa57c99f9834f30384afedd25f7264af0cbbbf.php:612
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    50%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja


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    130.10255010640Twig_Template->display( ).../02ac2bcea44f533cb648fe63b2fa57c99f9834f30384afedd25f7264af0cbbbf.php:25
    140.10255011336Twig_Template->displayWithErrorHandling( ).../Template.php:364
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    17%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja


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    9%
  • 32_badgename

    32_badgedesc
    0%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    2%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
    30%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    74%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    24%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    0%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
    0%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%
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