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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    13%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    62%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    31%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    47%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    14%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    253%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    24%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    30%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    2%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    74%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    0%
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
    0%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Djosef's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, très tôt, une amie et moi, assez alcoolisées, nous sommes assises devant une maison et avons chanté une des musiques de La Petite Sirène. La propriétaire, n'ayant pas trop apprécié, nous a balancé un seau d'eau de sa fenêtre en criant : "VOS GUEULES, LES THONS !" VDM

By Anonyme - / Wednesday 31 July 2013 17:45 / France

Aujourd'hui, au ciné, je regarde Inception avec une amie qui m'attire beaucoup. Fin du film, lumières encore éteintes, je tente ma chance, déclare "Juste pour vérifier si on est dans un rêve...", puis l'embrasse. Je reçois une gifle monumentale et sa réponse : "Tu la sens bien, la réalité ?" VDM

By C-Snoop - / Wednesday 28 July 2010 08:22 / France