Carly_Michelle

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About Carly_michelle

I could eat Kindersuprises all day, everyday. I am living for November 17th and 29th! I couldn't go one hour without talking to my bestfriend. I always cry when I watch P.S. I love you and Big Fish. Tim Burton's birthday should be a public holiday. If YOUTUBE was a religion, I would live by it. I swear, I make racist jokes, I don't care about feelings and I fail at everything. I am always reading a book. "Oh Cool!" and "Holy Shit" are basically all that comes out of my mouth. I want to live in a house made entirely out of bobbypins, bottle caps, shoelaces and plastic spoons. That would be fun! I don't care that you took the time to read this, You can do what you want.

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Carly_Michelle tells us more.

OK, yeah I posted this on the way home. I got home a showered instantly. Yes I am a minor. No I didn't take a drink from his beer, and I don't know why this got accepted. I am not an FML worker. Who gives a shit? If you didn't like it you didn't have to comment, or even read it. I really couldn't care less what you guys say, I just wanted to set some things straight. But yeah thanks for comments, so much! It only gives this FML more popularity. /End rant.