OCD_NME
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Apparently, my photos from my phone are too big to put a profile pic up. Here is what I look like in text:
Who cares what I look like. I'm a 30 year old guy.
Let's let you be a random person on the internet and me be a random person on the internet. Of you take offense to anything I post, please feel free to seek counseling. I am and will remain an unimportant part of your life. I do not care that you believe different and really dont care if I offended you. With that said, if my spelling and grammar are incorrect, please feel free to waste your time correcting me. Do so knowing that chances are that if you are correcting me, you understood what I was communicating and thus no correction was needed. Seriously, do you guys not get that typing your is just easyer that you're? Thats a whole 2 other characters longer and now I've just wasted all the time I have saved using that trick to write this sentence. Your just being jerks and you're efforts are usless.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Verified
You are certified FML now -
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it. -
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
So, what happened next…
You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in? -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Doh! This user still hasn't added any FMLs to their favorites.