Apparently, my photos from my phone are too big to put a profile pic up. Here is what I look like in text:
Who cares what I look like. I'm a 30 year old guy.
Let's let you be a random person on the internet and me be a random person on the internet. Of you take offense to anything I post, please feel free to seek counseling. I am and will remain an unimportant part of your life. I do not care that you believe different and really dont care if I offended you. With that said, if my spelling and grammar are incorrect, please feel free to waste your time correcting me. Do so knowing that chances are that if you are correcting me, you understood what I was communicating and thus no correction was needed. Seriously, do you guys not get that typing your is just easyer that you're? Thats a whole 2 other characters longer and now I've just wasted all the time I have saved using that trick to write this sentence. Your just being jerks and you're efforts are usless.
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I never take things to heart
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Night owl
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Supersize Menu
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Happy ending
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So, what happened next…
You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
Censored
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Checking you out
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The rules are the rules
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Perfectionist
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Socialite
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A new thumb
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Happy month-versary
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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
I'm a rock star
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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth. -
50 quality comments
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One more and it's business time
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I agree, my mouse works.
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Doh! This user still hasn't added any FMLs to their favorites.