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Adelaide, Australia
31 years-old
Thursday 07 April 1994
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By GloGuy - 10/02/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, it's the 5th of January & I've already suffered the 1st herpes scare of my life, broken up with my boyfriend, and been informed I need to move. Deciding I needed a pick-me-up, I dropped my car off for an oil change while I get a haircut. Mechanic called... guess who needs a $200 battery? FML

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By Sad Chick - 30/01/2019 16:00

Today my boyfriend of ten years told me he would rather ring in the new year at a bar I hate rather than wait for me to get out of work at 11:30 pm (the day off request I entered 2 months ago was rejected) to spend the first minutes of the new year with me...FML

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By WifelyDuties - 23/01/2019 14:00

Today my sick husband shat himself all over the bathroom. He's too sick to move so I spent 3 hours scrubbing and scraping poop off the walls, floor, and toilet. I've never wanted to puke so badly in my life before. If this isn't love, nothing is. FML

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By Tim - 15/01/2019 07:00 - United States - Pomona

Today, it’s Christmas Eve. But my parents got into a fight. My brother tried to intervene, but got caught in the argument. Now, my brother’s returning to college and my parents are divorced. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Stef - 05/12/2018 05:00

Today, as I was about to go to bed, the lid came off a brand new bottle of laundry detergent and it toppled down my carpeted basement steps. 3 hours, 2 dozen microfiber cloths, and a bucket of water later and my steps are still full of suds. I went to bed at 3 am and my 10 week old was up at 4 am. FML

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