saxmanus

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  • 42 years-old
  • Friday 11 May 1984
  • In a relationship

About Saxmanus

fou tordu de musique et de jazz en particulier !
d'ailleurs j'en vis... elle est pas belle la vie ?!?!
en tout cas c'est pas avec ça que je vais faire une VDM...

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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Saxmanus's favorite FMLs

Herman tells us more.

Herman 6

Je l'ai juste allumé, et ça a fait un feu d'artifice pendant 5 secondes dans le boitier :s

der tells us more.

der 0

Le droit de réponse du principal intéressé : -le trottoir était de taille normale, mais du 1er étage, à pression normale, ça a suffi pour bien souiller toute mon aile... -le trajet aux toilettes tout nu n'était malheureusement pas possible car si ma copine et moi étions couchés, sa colloc' et quelques amis étaient toujours dans le salon, il a donc fallu improviser... -j'étais totalement sobre lorsque j'ai garé ma voiture, et je ne pense pas grand chose des gens qui tirent des conclusions hâtives ;-) -je ne me plaignais effectivement pas d'avoir dû nettoyer, je ne faisais que raconter ma vdm (c'est le principe du site, suis-je bête!) bonne lecture à tous, bonnes vdm !!

Tiennou tells us more.

Tiennou 0

Merci pour vos messages. Bien sur, je ne suis pas à l'origine de l'oeuvre d'art qui ornait ma selle (selle de couleur grise, c'était un b Twin). Ce sont des collègues du boulot qui se sont...bien amusés ! Quand à l'emploi du mot "bite" devant le gendarme, j'avoue que c'est le seul qui m'est venu à l'esprit au moment où il a fallu que je trouve un signe distinctif. Mais je vous rassure, j'ai fait un signe de croix en sortant de la brigade !!! ;o)