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  • Beginner

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
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    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Checking you out

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  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    40%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    16%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    78%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    16%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
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Peau de vache

By Laliiiedu258 - / Monday 27 May 2019 11:30 /
By - / Sunday 25 November 2018 07:30 /

Aujourd'hui, ma fille de trois ans s'approche en me montrant du doigt. Je fais semblant de le lui manger en le gobant. Elle me dit avec un air dégoûté : "Pourquoi tu manges ma crotte de nez ?" Ah, c'était ça le goût salé... VDM

By ManchotDesAndes / Tuesday 13 January 2009 10:54 /

Aujourd'hui, un célèbre journal a dévoilé les extraits bien croustillants d'un livre écrit par l'une de mes anciennes conquêtes. Voilà comment tous les Américains ont lu que mon pénis ressemblait au petit personnage Toad, alias le champignon dans Mario Kart. Je suis... Donald Trump ! VDM .À voir également : les Anges 10 : les conseils de Jaja à Donald Trump ! JB

By public.fr - / Tuesday 18 September 2018 18:45 / France
By Grigri109 / Thursday 14 April 2011 11:28 / France