Vendeur de bullshit
By ça fait cher ! - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By ça fait cher ! - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Username - 26/04/2010 16:02
By mehdou26 - 12/05/2010 13:41
By vendue - 03/06/2010 11:48 - France
By hihihar - 08/06/2010 15:29 - France
By Pierrecaillou - 08/06/2010 21:11 - France
By Damn - 20/06/2010 17:45 - France
By Bloup_Jade - 24/06/2010 15:54 - France
By Anonyme - 12/09/2010 09:25 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - États-Unis
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 30/10/2010 20:22 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 19/11/2010 13:38 - France
By Alisso - 28/11/2010 21:32 - France
By Anonyme - 11/12/2010 16:07 - France
By Anonyme - 22/01/2012 17:20 - France
By Josetal - 04/03/2011 16:30 - France
By ohh - 08/03/2011 12:16 - France
By divayht - 09/03/2011 16:21 - France
Salut tout le monde! c'est moi la Calipso en question...merci pour la "bonne poire"... j'imagine que certains veulent quelques précisions sur l'après... Pour répondre à quelques interrogations, oui mon copain actuel sait que mon ex est un ami et vice versa. et il l'accepte très bien vu qu'ils sont également devenu potes. et mharibo a raison, on et pas obligé de se faire la "guerre" entre ex. on peut toujours se respecter. bref, j'vous raconte la suite. Mon copain a été le premier à se réveiller...peu de temps après que mon ex l'ai rejoint dans le lit d'ailleurs. Il a été réveillé par l'odeur de l'alcool macérant à coté de lui. il a juste fait un "ho putain "John" t'abuses! tu pues la mort!!!!" et il lui a fait un "shampoinnage" à sec en disant "t'es bourré mon gaillard! t'es bourré! tu veux dormir hein?!!! et bin non!!" ils ont fait les sales gosses pendant une dizaine de minutes... "Fred" s'est levé, m'a rejoint dans le canap pour regarder la tv, il était plutôt mort de rire et l'a très bien pris, même si vaut mieux pas que ca se reproduise..."y'a des limites quand même!" John s'est réveillé dans l'aprèm et a pu reprendre sa voiture. J'ai quand même appelé sa mère au matin pour qu'il se prenne une tite leçon de morale en rentrant! il l'avait bien mérité ;) et pour le canap ca allait...mais le plaid c'est moins chaud que mon homme sous la couette! 'fin voila! VDM pour le canap et pour l'odeur après le départ de John! et pour l'aspirine je savais pas, mais une chose est sure, il n'en aura plus!!!! ^^ ps: no comment pour le "Ça créé des liens d'avoir servi dans le même corps"...