cuteweird17

Miss 31 years-old In a relationship

Can't Spell Worth A Damn 6 March 2009, 18:53 United States

Classic

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

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anonymous 27 March 2013, 23:55 Honolulu, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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