skud800

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  • Moulins, France
  • 40 years-old
  • Friday 01 August 1986
  • In a relationship

About Skud800

Un ami, c'est celui qui t'aide à cacher un cadavre à 3h du mat"

"Avant, Jésus croyait... maintenant, il est fixé !"

"J'adore les enfants mais j'foire toujours leurs cuisson"

"Mom says "Alcohol is your enemy", Jesus says "Love your enemy""

"Quelle est la différence entre un poulet et un juif? Le poulet, lui, ne tape pas à la porte du four"

"Il y a une lumière au bout de chaque tunnel, reste à prier pour que ce soit pas un train."

"J'aimerais bien changer le monde mais j'ai pas le code source -_-"

"La vie est un long et tortueux chemin vers la mort... t'en fais pas, j'serais ton raccourci"

Si la tartine tombe du côté non beurré c'est que tu as beurré le mauvais côté.

Le premier homme qui est mort à dû être drôlement surpris.

Il n'y a aucun problème qu'une balle dans la tête ne puisse résoudre.

Inutile de prendre la vie trop au sérieux, de toute façon on en sort pas vivant.



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Skud800's FML badges

Top 500 October-November-December 2012

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Top 500 April-May-June 2012

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 500 January-February-March 2012

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Top 500 January-February-March 2013

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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TMTC66 6

Ma fille va bien, juste quelques égratignures. Cette coiffure avec la frange sur le coté lui va bien, mais son père et moi réfléchissons encore à une punition originale. Plus de peur que de mal x)

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MATT7680 6

Salut c'était bien l'épreuve de bac de philo en effet, mais en juin 1998... Merci en tout cas pour les coms ! :)