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By anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Surtauville
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
By anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Surtauville
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Wowowow ! Alors je suis L auteur(e) De cette VDM Je vais éclaircir un peu tout ça avant que tout le monde ne râle ^^ Tout D abord je précise que je suis moi même étudiante en médecine et Que je comprends parfaitement Les contraintes auxquelles doivent faire face Les praticiens. Le médecin Que je suis allé voir était très gentil, La vraie VDM vient plutôt de la situation en fait... parce que en gros c est un orl a La retraite qui dépanne ses collègues et qui ne prends que des cas de vertiges et de surdité ( ce qui n'était pas mon cas ) donc moi avec mes problèmes de sinus j étais hors catégorie et il avait pas le matos qu il fallait pour faire un bon examen clinique. Il a fait ce qu il a pu et m a conseillé D aller voir un autre orl ( pas a La retraite cette fois ^^) et puis il avait pas mal de monde dans la salle D attente. c est La faute a personne ( ou peut être à moi de ne pas m être assez renseignée En prenant rendez vous ) mais cela dit ca fait un mal de chien et quand je suis sortie je me suis dit que ce petit quiproquo valait Bien une bonne VDM à défaut d un bon dénouement, c est tout ^^ je n'accuse personne mais oui je râle à ce qu il paraît c est très français :p
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By Anonyme - 19/12/2016 16:24
Je suis l'auteure, oui effectivement j'avais un peu la tête dans les nuages ce matin-là ^^