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By Anonyme - 28/10/2014 14:21 - Allemagne - Munich
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Salut, c'est moi qui ait posté la vdm (débouche le champagne). Cette anecdote est arrivée il y a quelques années (il avait alors 24 ans, maintenant il en a 27). Mon frère cuisine TRES rarement (bon il sait faire cuire les pâtes et les steaks mais les gâteaux c'est le niveau au dessus !) alors il n'avait pas l'habitude de manier un verre doseur ^^ J'étais particulièrement fatiguée ce jour-là et lui voulait absolument faire son gâteau, du coup je lui avais dit de se débrouiller tout seul comme un grand... jusqu'au moment où il est venu en panique. Au début j'ai cru qu'il me faisait une blague, puis j'ai compris qu'il était malheureusement très sérieux. J'ai dû tirer une tête très blasée et fatiguée, je l'ai fixé sans rien dire pendant cinq bonnes minutes et là les connexions dans son cerveau se sont branchées ! Quand il a pigé le fonctionnement, il s'est vraiment senti très très con sur le moment x) Par sécurité, je l'ai rejoint et on a fait ensemble son gâteau qui n'était pas mauvais du tout au final ! Il va être ravi quand je vais lui raconter que je l'ai balancé sur VDM hihihihihi Merci pour tous vos commentaires très rigolos !