Omiya

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.