By Anonyme - 23/12/2015 09:47 - France - Épinay-sur-seine
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Bonjour à tous, Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm (avant inscription, d'où un autre pseudo) et je dois dire que je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée (j'imagine bien que vu le nombre de vdm, y'en a de semblable). Je tiens à préciser que je ne me plaignais pas par là du temps d'attente en caisse (relativement court et qui ne m'a pas gêné outre mesure, j'ai la chance d'avoir une grossesse assez simple même si rester piétiner m'est de plus en plus pénible). Ce qui m'a dérangé, c'est que ce jeune couple, visiblement en pleine forme, ait couru pour me passer devant. J'ai trouvé ça assez mesquin sachant que mon ventre (même derrière le caddy) était immanquable. M'ont fait songé à deux gosses qui se moque d'un autre ne pouvant courir aussi vite qu'eux. "nanananèreuh on sera preum's euh" Enfin, pour ceux qui charrient en me faisant remarqué que : - j'ai peut être mal choisi mon jour : je voulais justement éviter la cohue plus grande d'aujourd'hui, tout en ayant des produits relativement frais. - j'aurais pu envoyer quelqu'un faire les courses à ma place (famille, drive) : ben non, j'aime choisir les produits que je vais cuisiner. - les caisses prioritaires ne sont pas faites pour rien : le super où je vais a bien des caisses prioritaires, mais se sont les mêmes que les caisses "- de 10 articles", ce qui fait qu'il y avait finalement moins d'attente en caisse traditionnelle. (et étant moi-même hôtesse de caisse, je sais évaluer cela !) - si je peux conduire, je peux bien patienter : certes. J'ai jamais dit que les deux sprinters étaient "en tort", juste que c'était assez bas. Ils n'ont peut être pas enfreint la règle du jeu (la caisse n'étant pas prioritaire) mais c'était pas très fair play. Vous souhaitant à tous (voui, tous, même les moins compatissants ^^) un bon réveillon, je retournes à ma popotte. Beg Brazh et son gros bidon.