Dictature
By OlivePujet - 22/03/2016 18:15 - France - Lille
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By OlivePujet - 22/03/2016 18:15 - France - Lille
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By Maman du net - 25/03/2016 13:11 - France - Garches
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, je n'avais pas de compte à ce moment là, mais je viens d'en créer un spécialement pour l'occasion. Bien sûr, comme tous les auteurs des VDM publiées, je suis agréablement surprise que la mienne ait été acceptée ! Voici donc des précisions. Je suis en stage en République Tchèque où la langue officielle est le tchèque, qui ne ressemble à aucune langue que j'ai déjà appris, donc à pars les formules de politesse, je ne comprends absolument pas cette langue. Ici, la plupart des jeunes se débrouillent assez bien avec l'anglais, mais la majorité des adultes un peu plus mûrs ne connaissent que quelques mots sans pouvoir tenir de discussion. Comme je fais mon stage en recherche dans une faculté, je parle anglais avec ma maitre de stage et mes collègues, donc pour ceux qui s'en inquiétaient, rassurez vous, tout se passe très bien. Mais vous avez tous raisons, certains gestes et certaines postures restent du langage universel, dont le regard lubrique auquel j'ai eu le droit. J'ai vite payé et j'ai filé, totalement gênée. Je reste sceptique devant les TLBM que j'ai eu, mais merci beaucoup pour vos commentaires et jeux de mots qui m'ont bien fait rire !