Solitude…
By lonesone cowgirl - 23/04/2016 15:02 - France - Angers
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, bonjour à toutes et tous et merci au site de m'avoir publiée. Pour répondre à ceux qui me demandent si c'était une "technique de drague", oui ca en été une. Il est venue plusieurs fois vers moi pendant que je dansais avec mes amies, et à été vachement lourd pour que je danse avec lui. J'ai refusé poliement à chaque fois, sans vraiment m'en pré-occuper et en m'amusant jusqu'à ce qu'il trouve une nouvelle fille. À un moment il dansait avec cette fille et je suis passée à coté d'eux sans les voir pour me prendre un verre et il m'a attrapé les cheveux pour que je vienne danser avec lui. Ma copine lui a attrapé le bras pour qu'il me lâche, ce qui l'a encouragé à tirer plus fort et donc à m'arracher un max' de cheveux. La suite vous la connaissez, il s'est mit à courir en rigolant, avec les cheveux à la main... Et pour répondre au commentaire de "T avais cas ne pas avoir de faux cheveux", mes cheveux sont tous ce qu'il y a de naturel ! Voilà. Et pour les TLBM, j'avoue ne pas comprendre non plus.. Allé, passez une bonne journée !