By Fauxgeek - 28/10/2013 11:18 - France - Paris
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Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Alors en fait je vis avec mes grands-parents toute la semaine ce qui fait que toute la semaine je ne peux pas téléphoner à ma copine car non ce n'est pas "la honte" mais le fait de savoir être écouté qui me gêne. Les murs sont mal insonorisés mais quand mon grand-père entends que je suis au téléphone il baisse le son de sa télé ou de sa radio pour mieux entendre ! Au moment où il a répondu alors que je disais à ma copine qu'il écoutait au porte j'ai été plutôt surpris mais au final je lui ai fait remarquer qu'il avait répondu alors que je ne lui parlais pas ce à quoi il à tout simplement répondu "ah oui oups" :) Donc oui je suis sur écoute mais ça va on peut toujours s'envoyer des messages avec ma copine pas de soucis ça marche aussi !
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, de 1 ) le garagiste ne m'a pas fait payé 1 cts ! de 2 ) Ca fait peu de temps que j'ai cette voiture, avant je conduisais une voiture de 14 ans. et de 3 ) je n'ai pas de RER dans ma ville, il n'y a pas que Paris (ou autres grandes villes hyper desservies par les transports en commun) en France, je sais pas si t'es au courant. Pour finir, le manuel, j'y ai pas pensé mais finalement, j'ai plus vite fait d'aller au garage qui était sur ma route. Bref, oui j'avais la tête dans le c** et j'assume ;) Au moins, j'ai fait rire le garagiste et c'est une bonne anecdote à raconter aux collègues à la pause café !! VDM à ceux qui ne savent pas rire !