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By JeunePolicière - 02/11/2015 22:01 - France - Colombes
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By JeunePolicière - 02/11/2015 22:01 - France - Colombes
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
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By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By barjo - 05/11/2015 20:51 - France - Strasbourg
Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je me sens un peu mal car en fait les rôles sont inversés : la gourde, c'est moi. En publiant cette VDM, j'ai un peu l'impression de me "repentir" ! Ça s'est passé il y a 3 ans. Le cousin d'un ami m'hébergeait le temps d'un stage, loin de chez moi. Je ne le connaissais pas. Cette fille, la victime de la VDM était une amie à lui. Au cours d'une soirée, elle m'a raconté qu'elle bossait pour une banque, que ses collègues étaient des cons et qu'elle pensait démissionner. 6 mois après le stage, je la croise dans le fameux restaurant avec des gens de son âge que j'ai pris pour ses amis (vu comme elle avait parlé de ses collègues, je n'ai pas imaginé une seule fois qu'elle pouvait aller avec eux au resto ! ). Je lui ai demandé si elle avait finalement démissionné. Elle, gênée, me dit qu'elle n'avait jamais dit cela. Et moi "mais siiii tu te souviens pas à la soirée chez X ?". Je regrette de ne pas avoir pu m'excuser. J'ai dû passer pour une énooorme lourdingue et j'ai vraiment dû foutre une ambiance de merde. Je ne sais pas ce qu'il m'a pris, d'autant plus que moi-même, ce jour-là, je déjeunais avec mes propres collègues. Bref, si jamais tu me lis, PARDON !!!